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If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life. 

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collegehumor:

All of These People Are Having a Much Worse Day Than You Are [Click for more]

Unless you’re in one of these pictures. Then MOST of these people are having a much worse day than you.

coopevans:

tropicm-ist:

legit

I am gonna need for Taylor Swift to get over the whole incident and herself.
It’s been how many years?
Bitch, swerve.
You aren’t clever, that joke is old as fuck.

I’ve lost like four followers. :(

coopevans:

coopevans:

zackroerig liked your post: I’ve lost like four followers. :(

 

someonehelpwillgraham:

“So Hannibal what is for dinner tonight”

[soulja boy voice] “YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”

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artemismoon12:

varietyshow:

raptorific:

I’M SO ANGRY

SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”

AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”

WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”

AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”

BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK

According to the Online Etymology Dictionary, it is indeed legit.

I feel quite inspired by this; indeed our ancestors were just as lazy as we were. 

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otlgaming:

A VIDEOGAME FATHER’S DAY

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