i think the name ‘frodo’ has a certain ring to it
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
When I was in 3rd grade I actually charged people $5 for “cool lessons” that were basically just things I learned on spongebob & I told everyone that saying “coral” was cool
yo lemme just smash my head into this fucking lamp for six hours
attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs
It’s the fckn worst when you accidentally close a tab